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My theory is that most humans have been colonized with alien mind-control slugs that hold the earbuds for them, and the ones who can't wear earbuds are the only surviving free ones.
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unabatedshagie
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Glad I'm not the only one.
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toddgrotenhuis
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it me
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mooglemoogle
16 days ago
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I’ve heard this complaint so much but I’ve never had a problem with it. I guess I’m normal?? I never would have guessed...
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windybank
17 days ago
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I just thought I wasn’t Apple compatible
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rickhensley
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So I'm not the only one...
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Zlatan Ibrahimovic rejoins Manchester United and signs a one-year contract

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• I am back to finish what I started, says the 35-year-old Swede
• Striker scored 28 goals in 46 appearances last season before injury

Zlatan Ibrahimovic has rejoined Manchester United on a one-year contract. The Swede, who scored 28 goals in 46 appearances last season, before suffering a knee injury, said he had returned to the club “to finish what I started”.

José Mourinho, the Manchester United manager, had hinted in the summer that he would like to see the 35-year-old back in the squad, because of what he offers on and off the pitch. United have already signed Ibrahimovic’s compatriot Victor Lindelof, the Everton striker Romelu Lukaku and Nemanja Matic from Chelsea.

I UNITED it @ManUtd pic.twitter.com/2rgvuvoT0m

Related: Champions League draw: who could the six British sides face?

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